Dear Mr. Terrorist, Please stop trying to kill us. Our new president Barak Obama is going to let all of your buddies out of prison. He will also take money from our intel people and look the other way so you can do whatever you want. Also, you know what's really neat? Osama rhymes with Obama. See we are all feminized now so we can't pose a threat to you anymore. Our president will have our men all sit down when they pee. The only thing you would ever have to worry about is another Republican president who would unleash our Special Forces to rain hell upon you all. But Obama is our god and I am sure that he would never let that happen.
Love, Hillary Clinton
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