Leave it to another piece of shit Marxist to take credit for something as a group and be totally wrong. Share and share alike I guess.
First Al Gore invented the internet (actually he invented GLOWBALL WARMING). Then suddenly according to Obamalamadingdong, the United States invented the automobile.
Admittedly I wasn't sure exactly who in Germany invented the automobile, but I knew it wasn't us, and when the Obamination used it in his speech I thought what a total idiot.
So here to clear the air straight from Wikipedia...........
" Although several other German engineers (including Gottlieb Daimler, Wilhelm Maybach, and Siegfried Marcus) were working on the problem at about the same time, Karl Benz generally is acknowledged as the inventor of the modern automobile.[8]
An automobile powered by his own four-stroke cycle gasoline engine was built in Mannheim, Germany by Karl Benz in 1885 and granted a patent in January of the following year under the auspices of his major company, Benz & Cie., which was founded in 1883. "
So for all you Mad Magazine Libs who wanted Alfred E Newman for President, you got him, just a little over baked.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
The Messiah has spoken
And he is full of shit!!!!!!!!!!
Since when is the Gov't in the business of creating jobs?
It has always been the entrepreneur spirit that created jobs. This is easiest with gov't out of the way. Ask the Oregon legislature how many quality companies have left town taking the jobs with them due to the taxes levied upon them.
In the plan Obama is talking about, the government will create spending towards projects which will employ a group of people for a short while. When these projects are complete, the jobs will be gone and we will all owe even more. Where is this money coming from in the first place? It is either being printed out of thin air (hello hyper-inflation), or we are borrowing from a country that in reality isn't our friend. China would love to see the US Government bankrupt itself and that is where we are headed.
So all you people who voted for change, you are going to get it.
The United Socialist Republic of America.
Since when is the Gov't in the business of creating jobs?
It has always been the entrepreneur spirit that created jobs. This is easiest with gov't out of the way. Ask the Oregon legislature how many quality companies have left town taking the jobs with them due to the taxes levied upon them.
In the plan Obama is talking about, the government will create spending towards projects which will employ a group of people for a short while. When these projects are complete, the jobs will be gone and we will all owe even more. Where is this money coming from in the first place? It is either being printed out of thin air (hello hyper-inflation), or we are borrowing from a country that in reality isn't our friend. China would love to see the US Government bankrupt itself and that is where we are headed.
So all you people who voted for change, you are going to get it.
The United Socialist Republic of America.
Monday, February 23, 2009
They say elephants always remember
They say elephants always remember.
Animals are incredible creatures.
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,
after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and
walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.
The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs
and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same f------g elephant.
This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bull**** stories.
Animals are incredible creatures.
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,
after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and
walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.
The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs
and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same f------g elephant.
This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bull**** stories.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Winter boat ride
I know its late February, but I needed an excuse to take the boat out. The Chinook Salmon are starting their spring run from the ocean to spawn. I spent the entire last week getting my poles and gear ready. I located some navigation maps for the local Willamette River, and purchased my season tags.
Travis and I had the boat loaded and were off to the river yesterday.
Thankfully the ramp wasn't too busy as the authorities may have a problem with Travis driving the boat or the truck. I managed to back the truck down, get in the boat, start it up, motor off the trailer, beach it, then pull the truck and trailer off the ramp and park it. Reverse that whole process to re-load the boat. FUN.
We headed up river and tried our luck at a couple of deep holes without any hits.
Since the bite was slow, we pulled anchor and motored into downtown Portland. The water was pretty rough when we got out in the open, but the boat handled it well. I just trimmed it up a little, it got on top of the rough water and flew at 45mph.
During our trip we came head to head with the "Portland Spirit" river cruise boat. It was entertaining to watch all the fishing boats yanking their anchors to clear the main channel, with the Portland Spirit blaring on its horn. "Giant Boat has right of way in deep river channel".
We made it back to our fishing spot and got settled in. I had two hits and Travis got one. It could have been a young Sturgeon, or Steelhead.
As we were watching our lines we heard what sounded like a whale blowing out. Right beside our boat was a Sea Lion. they come up river chasing down the salmon. He hung around for a bit, then disappeared. We couldn't get our cell phones out in time to get his picture.
All in all we had a good day out together, and the weather held to be halfway decent.
Travis and I had the boat loaded and were off to the river yesterday.
Thankfully the ramp wasn't too busy as the authorities may have a problem with Travis driving the boat or the truck. I managed to back the truck down, get in the boat, start it up, motor off the trailer, beach it, then pull the truck and trailer off the ramp and park it. Reverse that whole process to re-load the boat. FUN.
We headed up river and tried our luck at a couple of deep holes without any hits.
Since the bite was slow, we pulled anchor and motored into downtown Portland. The water was pretty rough when we got out in the open, but the boat handled it well. I just trimmed it up a little, it got on top of the rough water and flew at 45mph.
During our trip we came head to head with the "Portland Spirit" river cruise boat. It was entertaining to watch all the fishing boats yanking their anchors to clear the main channel, with the Portland Spirit blaring on its horn. "Giant Boat has right of way in deep river channel".
We made it back to our fishing spot and got settled in. I had two hits and Travis got one. It could have been a young Sturgeon, or Steelhead.
As we were watching our lines we heard what sounded like a whale blowing out. Right beside our boat was a Sea Lion. they come up river chasing down the salmon. He hung around for a bit, then disappeared. We couldn't get our cell phones out in time to get his picture.
All in all we had a good day out together, and the weather held to be halfway decent.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Democrat Because...
Democrat Because...
I'm a Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm a Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm a Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I'm a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm a Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm a Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm a Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm a Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm a Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my own ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away every thing that they don't own."
I'm a Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm a Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm a Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I'm a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm a Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm a Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm a Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm a Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm a Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my own ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away every thing that they don't own."
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Porkulous
A special thanks to Michael Ramirez for his art inspired rendition of the new Porkulous package guaranteed to feed a nation. Funny, I thought Muslims didn't eat Pork.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Slim pickens
It seems Obama is having a harder time picking his team of tax paying democrats for his cabinet positions than a stuttering 7 yr old in a room full of polio victims hoping to play dodge ball.
At least the kids are honest.
We are in quite possibly the worst economic conditions since 1929, and every other democrat picked for a cabinet position has gained wealth by not paying their appropriate taxes. WTF, the rest of us would be in jail by now. With this kind of record they don't belong in a gov't position anymore.
Sure Obama is taking the heat as he should, but why are these criminals not being held accountable.
At least the kids are honest.
We are in quite possibly the worst economic conditions since 1929, and every other democrat picked for a cabinet position has gained wealth by not paying their appropriate taxes. WTF, the rest of us would be in jail by now. With this kind of record they don't belong in a gov't position anymore.
Sure Obama is taking the heat as he should, but why are these criminals not being held accountable.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Messiah Obama deliveres sixth Superbowl win to the Steelers
What the Hell does Obama have to do with the Steelers ability to win the fricken Super Bowl? He truly must be the Messiah if he was responsible for the Steelers win. Just one more reason I could never vote for him.
Listen to Steeler CEO Dan Rooney accepting the Lombardi Trophy. Dude should have been dead 15 years ago, obviously he doesn't know up from down. More or less equal to every other Obama voter. Visions of Mr Burns from the Simpsons.
Listen to Steeler CEO Dan Rooney accepting the Lombardi Trophy. Dude should have been dead 15 years ago, obviously he doesn't know up from down. More or less equal to every other Obama voter. Visions of Mr Burns from the Simpsons.
New York Times reporting
Had to share this just for Darby and Jen. Sure it's made up, but it lends to the point.
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A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs
to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a
powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly. A NYT reporter has seen
the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was
the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll
make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the
first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political
affiliation do you have?" "A Harley Davidson and I am a
Republican."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the first page:
REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
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A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs
to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a
powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly. A NYT reporter has seen
the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was
the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll
make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the
first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political
affiliation do you have?" "A Harley Davidson and I am a
Republican."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the first page:
REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Super Bowl XLIII
This was a game for the ages. Well fought and entertaining, at least during the 4th quarter. Obviously the Cardinals should have been up 14-10 at half except for a bad decision by Kurt Warner resulting in an interception and touchdown by Pittsburgh at the end of the first half.
Darby called the strategy right proclaiming Arizona needed to run a no huddle offense against this Steeler defense. This was proven in the 4th quarter when Arizona really started moving the ball and took the lead.
Our Joyous accolades were short lived after a Pittsburgh TD and subsequent "fumble" by Kurt Warner with 15 seconds left.
I have never been a Cardinals fan. Always felt they didn't belong and weren't wanted in Phoenix. Maybe this season will turn all that around.
The true test for the Cardinals will be to at least make a repeat trip back to the NFC Championship next year and silence their critics saying they should never have been here in the first place.
Even though they lost the biggest game in their history, my hat is off to a team that came from nowhere and made a game out of this years Superbowl.
Darby called the strategy right proclaiming Arizona needed to run a no huddle offense against this Steeler defense. This was proven in the 4th quarter when Arizona really started moving the ball and took the lead.
Our Joyous accolades were short lived after a Pittsburgh TD and subsequent "fumble" by Kurt Warner with 15 seconds left.
I have never been a Cardinals fan. Always felt they didn't belong and weren't wanted in Phoenix. Maybe this season will turn all that around.
The true test for the Cardinals will be to at least make a repeat trip back to the NFC Championship next year and silence their critics saying they should never have been here in the first place.
Even though they lost the biggest game in their history, my hat is off to a team that came from nowhere and made a game out of this years Superbowl.
Australian Gun Law Update
Here's a thought to warm some of your hearts
From: Ed Chenel, A police officer in Australia
Hi Yanks, I thought you all would like to see the now available data from Down Under. It has now been one year (12 months) since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own government, a program cos ting Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.
The first year results are now available:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent;
Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent;
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent);
In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent as compared with the last one year period when private ownership of a firearm was legal.
(NB: the law-abiding citizens did turn in their personal firearms, the criminal element did not and thus criminals in Australia still possess their guns.)
While data for the 25 years preceding the confiscation of privately owned guns showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months as criminals now are assured their victims will be unarmed.
There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.
Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns.'
This story of well intentioned government intervention in the rights of lawful individuals to own and possess firearms won't be seen in the mainstream US media or on the American evening news. If President Obama advocates a similar confiscation in the US, there will not be any reporting any of this to you.
But, the Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.
Americans may want to take note before it's too late!
From: Ed Chenel, A police officer in Australia
Hi Yanks, I thought you all would like to see the now available data from Down Under. It has now been one year (12 months) since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own government, a program cos ting Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.
The first year results are now available:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent;
Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent;
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent);
In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent as compared with the last one year period when private ownership of a firearm was legal.
(NB: the law-abiding citizens did turn in their personal firearms, the criminal element did not and thus criminals in Australia still possess their guns.)
While data for the 25 years preceding the confiscation of privately owned guns showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months as criminals now are assured their victims will be unarmed.
There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.
Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns.'
This story of well intentioned government intervention in the rights of lawful individuals to own and possess firearms won't be seen in the mainstream US media or on the American evening news. If President Obama advocates a similar confiscation in the US, there will not be any reporting any of this to you.
But, the Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.
Americans may want to take note before it's too late!
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