I'm only one man, there's only so many people I can piss off in one day. Although, thanks to the internet, my production has gone up nicely.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Obama Indoctrination Speech

So for a couple of weeks there was a lot of noise about the Chosen One speaking to our kids in school via a speech over the tv. I for one did not support the idea then, and now after the speech find it to be a bunch of crap. Yes fecal matter, horse shit, cow dung, whatever. As anyone with any intelligence knows, he heard the outcry and changed his speech. The funny thing is his speech sounded like a Conservative Republican, and the Dems won't admit it. "BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELF, IT IS UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL TO TRY HARD TO SUCCEED SO THEIR DREAMS MAY COME TRUE AND LEAD THEM TO A MINDLESS BRAIN-FUCKING IN THE STATE RUN UNIVERSITY OF CHOICE, BLAH BLAH BLAH". Meanwhile during his campaign the anointed one was the one to give us what we need, no-one shall want again. "If Obama gets elected I won't have to worry about my rent, or car payment or groceries it will be given to my fat lazy ass".
It all boils down to one thing. The Rock Star status of the Pontiff must be maintained so that simply by name recognition his approval rating goes up, and he can be elected again. (looking ahead).
In reality kids K-6 should know of the President, but they do not need to be a tool of the office of President regardless of party affiliation. Grades 7-10 should be up on National and world events, complete with forming their own judgement without Acorn-holio inviting himself into their lives. Grades 11-12 should be aware and have an unbiased instruction into gov't so that when they turn 18 they can make a real choice without the "Stockholm Syndrome" coming into play.

To put it short and sweet, libtards should keep their liberal agenda out of schools, and the conservative right will pray that we don't have to shoot you.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Time to play catch-up

It has been awhile since I updated with life in general, so here is my best attempt to catch up.

Baseball season ended with Football Camps starting right up for Tyler. He wanted to play safety and wide receiver, both of which are do nothing positions for his age group. He got drafted and the head coach has him playing Nose Tackle and Strong Side Linebacker, depending on the defensive formation. It is a far cry from Wide Receiver, but then again Tyler is not built for speed. He earned his position by being aggressive and hitting hard, likely one of the top 5 tacklers on his team. I also got drafted to be the lineman and defensive coordinator. Yea me, I wanted to be the Safety and Wide receiver coach. Has anyone around here seen pictures of me when I played football? I think Travis weighs more than I did. Regardless the "big guy" is now learning and coaching strategies for the "big kids".

Travis has started his Fall baseball league. It is not as serious as the spring/summer league, mainly just for practice. He has been wearing a support boot on his foot, he sprained his ankle playing wiffle ball during our camping trip to Lake Billy Chinook. He played the first few games with the boot on, and has just this week been allowed to take it off. His fielding was great at second, we will see if his batting improves now.

We had one final camping trip last weekend to Prineville Reservoir. I don't know if it was the place, the people, or the amount of time spent there, but it was likely the BEST camping trip ever. We went from Thursday and stayed to Monday. This helped to make the trip less stressful. We burned nearly 50 gallons of gas in the boat towing the kids around. We even got Trudy up on ski's twice. Sorry, the only pic I got was on my cell phone, very poor quality.
Labor Day is here, and in true NW fashion the weather sucks!!!!!! Guaranteed to to have crappy weather on a holiday in the NW.

BTW we do have pictures of Travis, but he won't smile. It is a cross between wearing braces and being 14 1/2. Remember that age? Waiting patiently for him to come out of his funk.


Sunday, September 6, 2009

Constipation

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the
MIRROR and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when
symptoms occur:

"My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in
the hands of…

Barack Obama

Joe Biden

Harry Reid

Nancy Pelosi

Tim Geithner

Rahm Emmanuel

Chris Dodd

and Barney Frank!"

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably
destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a
public service.

Friday, September 4, 2009

The Messiah will speak...

Correct me if I'm wrong, you left wing progressives. If it were GW speaking to the kids on Tuesday Sept 8th, you would be pissed. Frankly I don't know why. GW always kept it directed towards accomplishment and achieving your goals. Yet here we sit with the Obamination planning a speech directed at our children for what is really a hyped up campaign speech with little substance and much rhetoric. A BRAINWASHING if you will. The man has accomplished NOTHING even with a like minded house and senate. (Really sounds like the Oregon Legislature of the last 30 years.)I will not allow my kids to listen to the Dribble of a Marxist. (Do some research libtards). They are going to school on Tuesday Sept 8th with a note for a dismissal between the hours of 9-10 am. The Commander of Quiffs will not affect or control my children. My kids know how to shoot straight, they just need the right target...