MEXICAN WORDS - READ OUT LOUD TO UNDERSTAND

My dad had full crews of LEGAL mexican immigrants working his Landscape business in the 80's, These are pretty spot on.


1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepitoreplies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My friend wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so Ishoulder.

4. * Texas *
My friend always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my friend ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honeyharassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?