I'm only one man, there's only so many people I can piss off in one day. Although, thanks to the internet, my production has gone up nicely.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Twas the Night Before Elections

Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

‘On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

2 comments:

Doubletime it Marine!! said...

Hi Rob:

This is hilarious...the wife of an old (and still currently) Marine friend of mine who is a Major and serving in Iraq actually wrote this. I have the original email from her. Funny how fast things travel!!

hairgirl said...

I am a friend of John Williamson's. I got the link and saw where you had posted my other poem. Got a new one and if you are interested Email me and put 'new poem' as the subject. Semper Fi! - Katy
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