I'm only one man, there's only so many people I can piss off in one day. Although, thanks to the internet, my production has gone up nicely.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Halitosis

Are these people that oblivious to their rotten breath?
Four times this week I have had to deal with customers who must have eaten dog shit on the way to work. In each case I had to have conversations with these people lasting 10 minutes or more. I understand garlic breath after an executive lunch, I even get cigarette breath, but for crying out loud, BRUSH YOUR FANGS!!!!!!! Eat a mint do something. My next and only option is to projectile vomit on them to make them smell better.

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