Democrat Because...
I'm a Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm a Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm a Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I'm a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm a Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm a Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm a Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm a Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm a Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my own ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away every thing that they don't own."
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Porkulous
A special thanks to Michael Ramirez for his art inspired rendition of the new Porkulous package guaranteed to feed a nation. Funny, I thought Muslims didn't eat Pork.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Slim pickens
It seems Obama is having a harder time picking his team of tax paying democrats for his cabinet positions than a stuttering 7 yr old in a room full of polio victims hoping to play dodge ball.
At least the kids are honest.
We are in quite possibly the worst economic conditions since 1929, and every other democrat picked for a cabinet position has gained wealth by not paying their appropriate taxes. WTF, the rest of us would be in jail by now. With this kind of record they don't belong in a gov't position anymore.
Sure Obama is taking the heat as he should, but why are these criminals not being held accountable.
At least the kids are honest.
We are in quite possibly the worst economic conditions since 1929, and every other democrat picked for a cabinet position has gained wealth by not paying their appropriate taxes. WTF, the rest of us would be in jail by now. With this kind of record they don't belong in a gov't position anymore.
Sure Obama is taking the heat as he should, but why are these criminals not being held accountable.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Messiah Obama deliveres sixth Superbowl win to the Steelers
What the Hell does Obama have to do with the Steelers ability to win the fricken Super Bowl? He truly must be the Messiah if he was responsible for the Steelers win. Just one more reason I could never vote for him.
Listen to Steeler CEO Dan Rooney accepting the Lombardi Trophy. Dude should have been dead 15 years ago, obviously he doesn't know up from down. More or less equal to every other Obama voter. Visions of Mr Burns from the Simpsons.
Listen to Steeler CEO Dan Rooney accepting the Lombardi Trophy. Dude should have been dead 15 years ago, obviously he doesn't know up from down. More or less equal to every other Obama voter. Visions of Mr Burns from the Simpsons.
New York Times reporting
Had to share this just for Darby and Jen. Sure it's made up, but it lends to the point.
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A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs
to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a
powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly. A NYT reporter has seen
the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was
the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll
make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the
first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political
affiliation do you have?" "A Harley Davidson and I am a
Republican."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the first page:
REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
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A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs
to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a
powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly. A NYT reporter has seen
the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was
the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll
make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the
first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political
affiliation do you have?" "A Harley Davidson and I am a
Republican."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the first page:
REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Super Bowl XLIII
This was a game for the ages. Well fought and entertaining, at least during the 4th quarter. Obviously the Cardinals should have been up 14-10 at half except for a bad decision by Kurt Warner resulting in an interception and touchdown by Pittsburgh at the end of the first half.
Darby called the strategy right proclaiming Arizona needed to run a no huddle offense against this Steeler defense. This was proven in the 4th quarter when Arizona really started moving the ball and took the lead.
Our Joyous accolades were short lived after a Pittsburgh TD and subsequent "fumble" by Kurt Warner with 15 seconds left.
I have never been a Cardinals fan. Always felt they didn't belong and weren't wanted in Phoenix. Maybe this season will turn all that around.
The true test for the Cardinals will be to at least make a repeat trip back to the NFC Championship next year and silence their critics saying they should never have been here in the first place.
Even though they lost the biggest game in their history, my hat is off to a team that came from nowhere and made a game out of this years Superbowl.
Darby called the strategy right proclaiming Arizona needed to run a no huddle offense against this Steeler defense. This was proven in the 4th quarter when Arizona really started moving the ball and took the lead.
Our Joyous accolades were short lived after a Pittsburgh TD and subsequent "fumble" by Kurt Warner with 15 seconds left.
I have never been a Cardinals fan. Always felt they didn't belong and weren't wanted in Phoenix. Maybe this season will turn all that around.
The true test for the Cardinals will be to at least make a repeat trip back to the NFC Championship next year and silence their critics saying they should never have been here in the first place.
Even though they lost the biggest game in their history, my hat is off to a team that came from nowhere and made a game out of this years Superbowl.
Australian Gun Law Update
Here's a thought to warm some of your hearts
From: Ed Chenel, A police officer in Australia
Hi Yanks, I thought you all would like to see the now available data from Down Under. It has now been one year (12 months) since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own government, a program cos ting Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.
The first year results are now available:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent;
Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent;
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent);
In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent as compared with the last one year period when private ownership of a firearm was legal.
(NB: the law-abiding citizens did turn in their personal firearms, the criminal element did not and thus criminals in Australia still possess their guns.)
While data for the 25 years preceding the confiscation of privately owned guns showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months as criminals now are assured their victims will be unarmed.
There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.
Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns.'
This story of well intentioned government intervention in the rights of lawful individuals to own and possess firearms won't be seen in the mainstream US media or on the American evening news. If President Obama advocates a similar confiscation in the US, there will not be any reporting any of this to you.
But, the Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.
Americans may want to take note before it's too late!
From: Ed Chenel, A police officer in Australia
Hi Yanks, I thought you all would like to see the now available data from Down Under. It has now been one year (12 months) since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own government, a program cos ting Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.
The first year results are now available:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent;
Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent;
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent);
In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent as compared with the last one year period when private ownership of a firearm was legal.
(NB: the law-abiding citizens did turn in their personal firearms, the criminal element did not and thus criminals in Australia still possess their guns.)
While data for the 25 years preceding the confiscation of privately owned guns showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months as criminals now are assured their victims will be unarmed.
There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.
Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns.'
This story of well intentioned government intervention in the rights of lawful individuals to own and possess firearms won't be seen in the mainstream US media or on the American evening news. If President Obama advocates a similar confiscation in the US, there will not be any reporting any of this to you.
But, the Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.
Americans may want to take note before it's too late!
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