I'm only one man, there's only so many people I can piss off in one day. Although, thanks to the internet, my production has gone up nicely.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Christmas 2008




Well, it is here and gone, thankfully. Trudy and I kept the kids up late on Christmas Eve to avoid that 4am wake up call that Santa had come. It worked. We didn't get out of bed until 7:30. The kids had their Santa gifts to play with, and had entirely emptied their stockings (all over the family room floor). I had to drive into Portland to pick-up Trudy's parents as the roads were still too bad for them to drive in, and their cars were still buried. We got home and the kids commenced to opening the rest of the presents. Trudy's parents decided to bring Moses, Jeff's (Trudy's brother) dog for Christmas. He located the scent of Trouble our cat and ran upstairs to investigate. We later found Trouble hiding in Taylors closet. All in all it was a good Christmas.

Travis got the X-Box 360 and guitar he was was really wanting. Tyler got a remote control dirt bike and Taylor had asked Santa for a goldfish, but got the fish tank with $5 for a fish instead. For the first time in 13 Christmas's I didn't have to spend a whole day putting stuff together. The only issue was Tylers lazer tag weapons that were so securely packaged a tornado couldn't have ripped them free from the box.
We had a nice dinner and relaxed for the afternoon, then I took Dave and Faye back home.
Here are a few pics, with some snow added to them.












Last post on this snow storm

For the first time in a week we are able to take our 4 wheel drives out of the driveway without tire chains. We still have to run them in 4 wheel drive mode though, until we get to the plowed surface streets. It is kind of funny to watch these idiots with cars that sit 3" off the ground try to navigate through 8" - 15" tall snow slush created by the ruts of other drivers. A set of tire chains would help them, but I guess that is too much work. The snow is slowly melting, but will take a while, the neighborhood roads are still slush.

I found this rendition originating in the midwest, but it applies here as we don't ever get this much snow in a weeks time. It pretty much conveys the feelings of everyone I have talked to.


DIARY OF A DEMENTED SNOW SHOVELER

DECEMBER 8
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So Romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

DECEMBER 9
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic Sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shovelled for the first time in years and felt like a Boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplough came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!

DECEMBER 12
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a Disappointment! My neighbour tells me not to worry - we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much Snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such A nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbour.

DECEMBER 14
Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The Temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shovelling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplough came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realise I would have to do quite this much shovelling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

DECEMBER 15
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

DECEMBER 16
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The Wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

DECEMBER 17
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but Stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

DECEMBER 20
Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shovelling! Took all day. The damn snowplough came by twice. Tried to find a neighbour kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob Says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

DECEMBER 22
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white **** fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plough on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the ******* is lying.

DECEMBER 23
Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.

DECEMBER 24
6 inches - snow packed so hard by snowplough, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plough, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and then he comes down the street at a 100 Miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplough.

DECEMBER 25
Merry ****ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - snowed in the idea of shovelling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplough driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a frickin' idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

DECEMBER 26
Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

DECEMBER 27
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

DECEMBER 28
Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

DECEMBER 29
10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

DECEMBER 30
Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plough driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.

DECEMBER 31
I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shovelling.

JANUARY 8
Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
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Monday, December 22, 2008

Snow pics










Ok, I cleared my truck and work van today, only to get more snow. This is crazy as hell. Sure it's just snow you say, well we aren't supposed to get this much snow here.

We are BURIED!!

Just woke up and looked outside. My 3/4 ton srvice van is buried up to the bumpers! The upper deck outside the back door has rails around it 36 inches high, there is snow halfway up!
I'll get some pictures up later.

Hopefully this new round of snow has more moisture in it. If so we will try to build a GIANT snowman today.

Snow Sorm December 2008

The weatherman finally called one right. We woke up to falling snow on Saturday morning, and it never stopped. By 8 o'clock Saturday night I measured 10 inches on our back deck. Notice the portable BBQ grill and deck table in the pics. The snow turned to freezing rain by 10 o'clock, which left our cars sealed shut and a 3/8 inch layer of ice on the snow Sunday morning. We got another 4 inches of snow throughout the day , and as I type it is snowing again with 2-4 inches expected by morning, with another inch or two during the day Monday. According the local weather people, this is a twice a century snow event for Portland. It hasn't snowed like this in 40 years. Frankly I haven't seen more than 6 inches in one event in the 15 years I have lived here. While it was neat on Saturday, it has become quite stressful around here.
Between house bound kids, snow tracking into the house when they do go out in it, and not knowing if I will be able to work tomorrow, I want to be done with it.

The forecast now is for slightly warmer temps up to 36 on Tuesday with snow showers again on Christmas Eve. We then will break out of this snap next weekend with 45* and rain. Next mass news coverage will be about all the flooding as 2+ feet of snow melts down in one weekend.

Standby....

In the pics we have the front of the house, me early in the day Saturday, all bundles up, the deck out the back door which used to be a 9 inch step down, and my neighbors 73 BMW looking like it is stuck in eastern Europe.







Christmas Vacation

For those of you who haven't watched it in a while, pull it out of the DVD shelf, make some popcorn and pop it in.
We watch it every year, and each time it seems to get better and better. Taylor got to laughing so hard she literally peed her pants. Aside from the visuals, the redeemable quotes never stop. I stole this list from a friends blog, why should I have to do all the grunt work.
Sit back read them and enjoy.


#10 - While searching for the "Griswold Family Christmas Tree":
Ellen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.
Clark: That's all part of the experience, honey.

#9 - Clark and his father:
Clark: Our holidays were always such a mess.
Clark Sr.: Oh, yeah.
Clark: How'd you get through it?
Clark Sr.: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

#8 - Clark greeting the company executives:
Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

#7 - Eddie and the family show up unexpectedly:
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

#6 - Audrey complaining to Ellen about having to share a bed with her brother because the grandparents took hers:
Audrey: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Ellen: Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.

#5 - Clark saucer-sledding with Cousin Eddie and the kids:
Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?

#4 - Clark lingerie shopping for his wife with some "attractive" counter help from Mary:
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?


#3 - Clark and Ellen after the Holiday takes a turn for the worse:
Ellen: Clark, I think it'd be best if everyone went home... before things get worse.
Clark: WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.


#2 - As Eddie empties his "RV's" chemical toilet into the storm drain:
Eddie: Shitter was full!!
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.

#1 - Clark describing his last minute Christmas wish after being screwed out of his bonus:
Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

Watch it if you haven't...and if you have, watch it again...
Let me know if I've missed your favorite!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Broke free from the Arctic Blast... Sorta

Yesterday we finally got temps above freezing for a few hours. Just enough to melt away most of the snow. Today was flurries mixed with rain, then about a 1/2 inch of snow fell tonight which has caused the neighborhood roads to freeze again.
Trudy and I have resorted to a two car system. My Dodge 4x4 has chains on it for the icey roads, and we use the Durango with AWD and 4 wheel lock when it is just snow.
I put the chains on the truck on Tuesday and figured I will just leave them on.

Forecast is for 6+ inches of snow Saturday into Sunday, with freezing rain right on it's heels. We may not get out of this pattern until Christmas Eve.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug , and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree

Arctic Blast 2008.....and on and on and on

Ok here we are on day... hell I don't even know. This all started on Sunday right?

The recent forecast is for more of the same, with an extra wild visit on this Sunday. (anyone notice a trend here?) Voting for Obama will be the downfall of this country as we enter this mini ice age. Global Warming assinites (new word) can kiss mine.

Honestly this snow and ice would be cool if I had the option of staying home. Then the option of coming in and going out as I wished. No, I get to be out in it regardless of what I feel. Funny how more and more calls are from people who wanted to save energy, protect the environment from the burning of fossil fuels and invested in a heat pump. Guess what, Heat Pumps are useless in Minnesota weather.

Cabin fever is just beginning to set in around here, for those that are staying home.
I guess the big question is....
Do you really want a white Christmas....
Be careful what you wish for.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Arctic Blast 2008

The kids have settled back into the house to warm up abit. There is about 4" of snow on the ground, but with the blowing winds it is piling up in the corners. Trudy and I took the truck up to Albertsons to get a few things. We don't have to drive the main roads to get there, and the side streets are easily driven in 4 wheel drive, if you know how to drive. I'll post more pics as the day goes on.





Reality TV at its best

Here we sit with snow on the ground, temps dropping by the hour, 28* right now. The kids are in and out trying to decide if it is too cold to go play in the snow.
Meanwhile the idiots with an IQ lower than the temperatures are slip sliding all over metro Portland. Freeways are closing, chains are required, and these clowns are giving us the best reality tv viewing. Since when is it a good idea to take your Honda Accord, Miata, or Minivan up a frozen snow covered road without any traction devices. It's not as if they weren't warned of the impending "Arctic Blast".
So sit back with a warming drink, and watch the follies of the incredibley stupid on the local TV News. HAHA..... Idiots, I hope they can't breed.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Deep Freeze

According to the weather geeks, this may be the longest period of below freezing temps sustained at one time in recent history. In 1998 we made it 5 days below freezing, and in 1990, before I moved here, it had stayed below 32* for 6 days.
Big deal, sure, until you have to work in it day after day. For you Phoenix people it is equivelent to 7 days straight of 120*. We are looking forward to the "possible" snow on Sunday and again next Thursday, as long as we can work mon-fri without losing hours.

Will keep posted throughout this Arctic Blast

Thursday, December 4, 2008

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

From Public School to Pubic School In One Generation

I love it when someone actually gets what is wrong with America today.

Quote:
We have a generation of people in this country whose minds have been destroyed by the disease of liberalism. We have a generation of morons whose mommies told them not to hit back when they were attacked. We have a generation of imbeciles who think that it’s more important to talk about how much Britney Spears’ latest album appeals to gays than it is to talk about the identities of the people who want to kill us. The attitude of “if it feels good, do it” is destroying us. The public school self-esteem regime is killing us. We’ve gone from public schools to pubic schools in one generation.

A prime example of this generation of imbeciles is Alex Witless, an anchor for MSLGBT or the Microsoft Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgendered network. On the cable channel MSLGBT, Alex Witless expressed shock and surprise that the terrorists would attack again even after the mindless fools of America voted for Barack Hussein Obama. She said that there had been such a global outpouring of affection, respect, and hope that these kinds of attacks would be “dampered down.” You see, she assumed that if the sheeple of the United States voted for someone who wasn’t an evil white male – like the lesbian history teacher talked about in high school – that the rest of the world would be so grateful that Muslim terrorism would just vanish. If only the American people would overcome their inherent racism, the Islamofascists would see how good we are and put down their guns, unstrap their bombs, and go back to their madrassas. But the childish fantasy of Alex Witless and other members of her generation failed to come true, and there are at least 300 dead bodies in Bombay to prove it.

Another example of this generation of fools is the Mayor of San Fransicko, Any Twosome Newsom. Not only is this charlatan trying to force homosexual marriage down the throats of the people of California – even though they overwhelmingly rejected it – he’s also turning San Francisco into an eco-Fascist state. In his recent seven-hour long State of the City Address, he advocated the destruction of San Francisco’s last remaining major power plant and said, “We need to get out of the power plant business.” “This is real life,” he whines as he shows the San Francisco airport under water as a result of global warming. He doesn’t realize this is fantasy, not reality.

This is the result of a generation that has been feminized and removed from reality. It’s also the result of an evil man who warped millions of children who might otherwise have grown up to be real men and women. Dr Benjamin Spock taught mothers how to be more flexible with their children, to understand children’s needs and foster their self-esteem. Dr. Spock may be gone, but the scar he left on America is still there. We have a generation of men who won’t fight. We have a generation of women who want nothing but orgasms and pointy shoes. We have a generation of leaders who are cynical and criminal. We’ve gone from Dr. Spock to Dr. Strangelove in one generation.
Michael Savage

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Mahana mahana

Taylor loves this Muppets video, so I thought I would share it.

I am Thankful

Today being Thanksgiving, I started looking at my life and what I am Thankful for.

I am Thankful for...

Waking up to the sound of Guitar Hero blaring from downstairs, instead of Hip Hop Rap.

Being able to get ice from the refrigerator door, as our 16 year old refrigerator took a crap last week and we had to get a new one during the holiday shopping season.

People who share... their colds and grunge in a timely manner so I don't actually have to use a sick day for being sick because today is a paid holiday.

Children who are physically healthy... so they can fight and hit and argue over everything under the sun.

Children who have multiple game consoles... so they can argue over the one the other is already playing, see previous post.

Low gas prices... so I can afford to drive to Trudy's moms house today (7 miles) and waste an entire day watching TV and breaking up arguments of house bound kids.

We don't have dinner until 2pm so we leave home at 1pm. see previous post.

In reality I am truly thankful for many things in my families life, but all those items would get boring. Sometimes boring is a good thing.

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Lone Ranger & Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." What that tell you
?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent."

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Little Johnny Strikes Again

Happy Hump Day!

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

How Government Works

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said,

- "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said,

- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said,

- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Congress said,

- "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Congress said,

- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Congress said,

- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Man vs Wild

If you have ever watched "Man vs Wild" here is a spoof of the same show in a more urban setting. Bear Gryllis will eat most anything in the wild, and this video is no exception.

Man vs. Girls Gone Wild

Added another firearm to my Anti-Obama arsenal

By Anti-Obama arsenal, I don't mean that I will shoot him, silly Libs.
Just that since he will try to take away our 2nd ammendment, I am buying ahead of time.
I already have an old .22 rifle given to me by my dad. The boys have a youth .22 single shot rifle I bought them last year. I also have a 12 gauge Mossburg purchased last year.

Tonight I bought a Ruger Mini 14 Ranchers rifle .233 caliber(5.56 = to the M16, but this rifle won't fire as far).
I bought 200 rounds to break it in, but will buy about 5,000 at the Gun Show in two weeks. I will also try to find some 20 round clips and a scope for the Ruger.
I also bought 20 "00 Buck" shot for the Shotgun, plus some target practice shells.
I'm ordering a short barrell for the shotgun tomorrow. You can never have enough ammo when the Libs try to erase our 2nd ammendment.

When Obama tries to take from the "HAVES" to give to the "HAVE NOT any common sense, we voted for Obama crowd". I will be ready.

Country Music Awards

Anyone else notice? Kenny Chesney stammering initially when he won entertainer of the year. Shania Twain looking exceptionally hot after how many years away? Kenny stuttered and stammered, then composed himself.

I don't really care for Shania's music, it all sounds the same, but she was looking HOT for her return to public life tonight.

Trudy really likes Kenny, she claims he has a hot body, but I think its the haircut.....
Shania and Kenny

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Veterans Day

It is the VETERAN , not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the VETERAN , not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the VETERAN , not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the VETERAN , not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble.
It is the VETERAN , not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the VETERAN , not the politician, who has given us the right to vote.

It is the VETERAN , who salutes the Flag,

It is the VETERAN , who serves under the Flag,

ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM , AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Semper Fi


Happy Birthday to all United States Marines.
10 November 1775 in a bar... Tun Tavern, the Marine Corps was born. Semper Fi to all who have served and God Speed to all still serving today. OOH RAH!!!

To all others, thank a Marine you know for your right to bitch and moan about everything else.

Respectfully submitted:
Robert Whittaker
Sgt USMC
1987-1993

Some people spend an entire lifetime
wondering if they made a difference.
The Marines don't have that problem.
- President Ronald Reagan, 1985


A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check Made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Dems Target Private Retirement Accounts

Here comes the first round. Liberalism is a mental disorder!


Democratic leaders in the U.S. House discuss confiscating 401(k)s, IRAs

B B B But You're Black...

The title is actually taken from a scene in the Lethal Weapon series of movies.

My point being, Obama is black. BFD!!!!!!
I don't look to skin color to determine if I like someone or not. His policies royally suck. So all you touchy feely Libs who voted in the demise of our nation, and emphasised that you voted for a black man, are actually racists.
You voted for a black person and are celebrating the fact that you voted for a black person. Too bad you really don't know or care about what he stands for.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

We tried

Basically my vote in this liberal shithole state really accounted for nothing anyway.

All you gleeful Libs, prepare for higher energy rates, small businesses folding due to higher taxes. Finally, and God forbid, the weakening of our military power. Of course these are all the things you wanted any way. Everyone has to be touchy feely feel good about each other. BO is no Bill Clinton. Bill had to deal with a split in the houses and then a Republican majority to keep him in check. BO will have free reign to destroy our nation. The same Nation I served so you wouldn't have to.
Sleep well you Socialist, Marxist pigs....
I hope you wallow in the mud at the bottom.
Don't expect me to help you out either.

I think thats against the law, but thats ok

Typical Democrat strategy.
Always accusing the Republicans of disenfranchising the voters. Hell ya if you vote more than once, are illegal, or a felon. The latter likely describing this character. The Communist News Network says this alright though. A-holes!!

"It's time for change" What change? This ignorant F&%K has no clue, and should have to pass an intelligence test before he can vote.


Election Night

I'm waiting with anticipatory glee for the results tonight!!!!
I can't wait to camp out by the tv. radio. internet etc. and listen to all the experts explain what is transpiring . . .

or


I'm going to vote then get 3 cases of beer and bottle of Jack, go on a 5 day binge and hope I wake up in another country and never find out who won.

I hate to drink alone if anyone else is interested

Vegas Trip / Jeff and Mia's Wedding

The whole reason for our trip to Vegas was for Trudy's brother Jeff. Jeff and Mia were married on Saturday Nov 1st at the Bellagio.

We arrived Friday morning at 8:30. My sister Angela flew in from Phoenix and we were able to meet up at the airport.

We spent Friday getting our hotels situated and finding out that a buffet breakfast at the Paris is not cheap. We spent $85 for two adults and three kids, although Travis is 13.
While Angela checked into the Bellagio, I hit the slots, and won $42. Breakfast was now reasonable.
The remainder of the day was set aside for the rehearsal and dinner.
After dinner we left the kids with Trudy's parents and hit the casino's with Angela.
Within a few hours I had burned through $100. Trudy had lost $50, only because she didn't play much.
Being that it was Halloween, I have to mention the crazy costumes.
G-rated was a referee with dark glasses and a blind walking cane.
PG rated was quite a few people dressed up as Sgt Dangle from "Reno 911".
R-rated was just about every 20 something woman. Skirts so high up there was nothing to the imagination, and blouses cut so low they met the bottom of the skirts. Hey really I'm not complaining, just reporting the facts.
X-rated was two girls, one was a life size penis, the other a life size vagina. I took a picture of these two on my cell phone, my phone has since crashed. I got a new one last night.

Trudy and I had been up since 3am and decided to go back to our room around midnight.
Before we made it from the Bellagio to the Paris, Angela called. She hit a $500 jackpot, then hit another $250 while talking to me.
She stayed up until 2am and hit a few more times. The following night she hit another $500+ at Planet Hollywood. Then while her flight was delayed on Sunday she hit another $300. That girl has the touch.

Saturday Jeff and Mia were married. The Bellagio photographer had them sign a modeling contract to use their wedding pics for advertisements. They are a good looking couple.
After the Reception, Trudy, Angela and I hit the casinos again. I was able to win $185 at Planet Hollywood, about the same time Angela hit her $500+. Trudy was still scoreless and gambling with some money Angela gave her. We went our separate ways at about 3am. Trudy went to bed and I stayed up hitting the slots at the Paris.
I burned through $100 by 5:30am, and only had a $100 bill from my earlier win. I said screw it and cashed into $20's. Within five minutes I hit a $325, and $275 win.
I immediately called Angela. (she was still up, can you blame her?)At the same time Trudy shows up bleary eyed to see when I was coming to bed. I showed her my winnings, and she let me be. That was my last win, and I burned another $50 at the airport.
We may head back to Las Vegas for my Fortieth birthday.

Here are a few pics of the wedding. The Chapel was pretty dark, so I had to enhance the lighting














THE USGA WOULD LIKE TO INFORM ALL GOLFERS

There is a possibility of MAJOR rule changes to the game of golf, this may occur sometime after November 4.
This is only a preview as the complete rule book is being written now.
Here are a couple of basic changes.


Golfers with handicaps:
below 10 will have their green fees increase by 35%
between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees
above 18 will play for free and even get a check from the club/course played


The $ amount put in for bets will be as follows:
for handicaps below 10 an additional $10
between 11 and 18 no additional amount
above 18 you will receive the total amount in the pot and you do not even have to play.


The term "gimme putt" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:
handicaps below 10, no entitlements
handicaps above 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts
handicaps above 18, if on green, no need to ever putt, just pick it up


These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness in scoring so that the final scores of all players will be about the same.

In addition, a Player will be limited to a max of one birdie and/or six pars, any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player making the birdie or par, can that Player begin to count his score again.

The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps 18 and above.

This is intended to "redistribute" the success of winning by making sure that in every competition the above 18 handicap players will post only "net score" against every other player's gross score.

These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf. Golf must be about Fairness Only, it should have nothing to do with Ability.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I'm outta here

Leaving for Vegas at 0:dark:early. Will post on the repeatable stuff when I return.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Little Johnny Gets OBAMA!

Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.


They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.


The teacher asked Obama if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.


One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.
'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.
'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.
'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.
'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered.


Obama searched the room.


'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.
'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama.'That's right.


And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss.and it probably wouldn't be a ****ing accident either'.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Twas the Night Before Elections

Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

‘On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

I can't figure it out

Honestly when the nominations started I took the time to listen to Obamas speeches. I really wanted to hear what this guy had to say. On the surface he was well spoken and charismatic. Then I really started listening to the substance of what he was saying. It didn't take long to see him for what he really is. Is half of this country really that ignorant to see where he will take us? Sure John McCain isn't the top choice for me, but Obama is the wrong choice for this nation.
I envision this country as being a strong United Country, much the way our grandparents were in the WWII generation. We have fallen. There is too much reliance on the gov't to support us, and not enough self reliance. The hippy lettuce smokers of the 60's have grown old and ruined multiple generations that can't do for themselves.
Grow a backbone America, or suffer your demise.

Get your guns now

Gun sales up recently

Don't think for a second I haven't been shopping. If that communist, socialist pig Obama gets elected I will have what I need to defend me and mine. Don't like guns? Good, shrink into your little corner and let those of us who know what to do with them apply them when needed.

Sorry libs, you are on your own since you voted for this a-hole. This country will be in a world of hurt, and only the strong will survive, while you help support the good for nothings in the new socialist gov't.

First they take away the means to defend yourself, then they take the rest of your rights. If I own it already, he ain't getting it back!

The second amendment is in jeopardy.

This Marxist idiot wants to take my hard earned money and distribute it to the useless vermin. Bullshit, I work too damn hard for my money and way of life for my family.

Anyone have living parents that may have a nest egg to pass on when they die? Obama is going to tax it at 45% in a new death tax. Don't believe it? Get off your butts and do some checking, because the lame stream media isn't going to out their candidate.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Thats how the fight started.......

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
I took her to a gas station.

And that's how the fight started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's how the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'.

And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My Gosh!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's how the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's how the fight started.....
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Wife - "Thanks for not laughing at my weight gain anymore"
Husband - "I don't think its funny anymore"

And thats how the fight started
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A husband got home from work one day and his wife is railing at him, seems he forgot their wedding anniversary. So she tells him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat!"
So tomorrow comes and she spies a small package in the driveway. She retrieves the package and inside she finds a bathroom scale.

And that is how the fight started....

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Real letter, real American

Mr. Obama,
Given the uproar about the simple question asked you by Joe the plumber, and the persecution that has been heaped on him because he dared to question you, I find myself motivated to say a few things to you myself.

While Joe aspires to start a business someday, I already have started not one, but 4 businesses. But first, let me introduce myself. You can call me "Cory the well driller". I am a 54 year old high school graduate. I didn't go to college like you, I was too ready to go "conquer the world" when I finished high school. 25 years ago at age 29, I started my own water well drilling business at a time when the economy here in East Texas was in a tailspin from the crash of the early 80's oil boom. I didn't get any help from the government, nor did I look for any. I borrowed what I could from my sister, my uncle, and even the pawn shop and managed to scrape together a homemade drill rig and a few tools to do my first job. My businesses did not start as a result of privilege. They are the result of my personal drive, personal ambition, self discipline, self reliance, and a determination to treat my customers fairly. From the very start my business provided one other (than myself) East Texan a full time job. I couldn't afford a backhoe the first few years (something every well drilling business had), so I and my helper had to dig the mud pits that are necessary for each and every job with hand shovels. I had to use my 10 year old, 1/2 ton pickup truck for my water tank truck (normally a job for at least a 2 ton truck).

A year and a half after I started the business, I scraped together a 20% down payment to get a modest bank loan and bought a (28 year) old, worn out, slightly bigger drilling rig to allow me to drill the deeper water wells in my area. I spent the next few years drilling wells with the rig while simultaneously rebuilding it between jobs. Through these years I never knew from one month to the next if I would have any work or be able to pay the bills. I got behind on my income taxes one year, and spent the next two years paying that back (with penalty and interest) while keeping up with ongoing taxes. I got behind on my water well supply bill 2 different years (way behind the second time... $80,000.00), and spent over a year paying it back (each time) while continuing to pay for ongoing supplies C.O.D.. Of course, the personal stress endured through these experiences and years is hard to measure. I do have a stent in my heart now to memorialize it all.

I spent the next 10 years developing the reputation for being the most competent and most honest water well driller in East Texas. 2 years along the way, I hired another full time employee for the drilling business so that we could provide full time water well pump service as well as the well drilling. Also, 3 years along the path, I bought a water well screen service machine from a friend, starting business # 2. 5 years later I made a business loan for $100,000.00 to build a new, higher production, computer controlled screen service machine. I had designed the machine myself, and it didn't work out for 3 years so I had to make the loan payments without the benefit of any added income from the new machine. No government program was there to help me with the payments, or to help me sleep at night as I lay awake wondering how I would solve my machine problems or pay my bills. Finally, after 3 years, I got the screen machine working properly, and that provided another full time job for an East Texan in the screen service business.
2 years after that, I made another business loan, this time for $250,000.00, to buy another used drilling rig and all the support equipment needed to run another, larger, drill rig. This provided another 2 full time jobs for East Texans. Again, I spent a couple of years not knowing if I had made a smart move, or a move that would bankrupt me. For the third time in 13 years, I had placed everything I owned on the line, risking everything, in order to build a business.

A couple of years into this, I came up with a bright idea for a new kind of mud pump, a fundamentally necessary pump used on water well drill rigs. I spent my entire life savings to date (just $30,000.00), building a prototype of the pump and took it to the national water well convention to show it off. Customers immediately started coming out of the woodworks to buy the pumps, but there was a problem. I had depleted my assets making the prototype, and nobody would make me a business loan to start production of the new pumps. With several deposits for pump orders in hand, and nowhere to go, I finally started applying for as many credit card as I could find and took cash withdrawals on these cards to the tune of over $150,000.00 (including modest loans from my dear sister and brother), to get this 3rd business going.
Yes, once again, I had everything hanging over the line in an effort to start another business. I had never manufactured anything, and I had to design and bring into production a complex hydraulic machine from an untested prototype to a reliable production model (in six months). How many nights I lay awake wondering if I had just made the paramount mistake of my life I cannot tell you, but there were plenty. I managed to get the pumps into production, which immediately created another 2 full time jobs in East Texas. Some of the models in the first year suffered from quality issues due to the poor workmanship of one of my key suppliers, so I and an employee (another East Texan employed) had to drive across the country to repair customers' pumps, practically from coast to coast. I stood behind the product, and made payments to all the credit cards that had financed me (and my brother and sister). I spent the next 5 years improving and refining the product, building a reputation for the pump and the company, working to get the pump into drill rig manufacturers' product lines, and paying back credit cards. During all this time I continued to manage a growing water well business that was now operating 3 drill rig crews, and 2 well service crews. Also, the screen service business continued to grow. No government programs were there to help me, Mr. Obama, but that's ok, I didn't expect any, nor did I want any. I was too busy fighting to make success happen to sit around waiting for the government to help me.
Now, we have been manufacturing the mud pumps for 7 years, my combined businesses employ 32 full time employees, and distribute $5,000,000.00 annually through the local economy. Now, just 4 months ago I borrowed $1,254,000.00, purchasing computer controlled machining equipment to start my 4th business, a production machine shop. The machine shop will serve the mud pump company so that we can better manufacture our pumps that are being shipped worldwide. Of course, the machine shop will also do work for outside companies as well. This has already produced 2 more full time jobs, and 2 more should develop out of it in the next few months.

This should work out, but if it doesn't it will be because you, and the other professional politicians like yourself, will have destroyed our countrys’ (and the world) economy with your meddling with mortgage loan programs through your liberal manipulation and intimidation of loaning institutions to make sure that unqualified borrowers could get mortgages. You see, at the very time when I couldn't get a business loan to get my mud pumps into production, you were working with Acorn and the Community Reinvestment Act programs to make sure that unqualified borrowers could buy homes with no down payment, and even no credit or worse yet, bad credit. Even the infamous, liberal, Ninja loans (No Income, No Job or Assets). While these unqualified borrowers were enjoying unrealistically low interest rates, I was paying 22% to 24% interest on the credit cards that I had used to provide me the funds for the mud pump business that has created jobs for more East Texans. It's funny, because after 25 years of turning almost every dime of extra money back into my businesses to grow them, it has been only in the last two years that I have finally made enough money to be able to put a little away for retirement, and now the value of that has dropped 40% because of the policies you and your ilk have perpetrated on our country.

You see, Mr. Obama, I'm the guy you intend to raise taxes on. I'm the guy who has spent 25 years toiling and sweating, fretting and fighting, stressing and risking, to build a business and get ahead. I'm the guy who has been on the very edge of bankruptcy more than a dozen times over the last 25 years, and all the while creating more and more jobs for East Texans who didn’t want to take a risk, and would not demand from themselves what I have demanded from myself. I'm the guy you characterize as "the Americans who can afford it the most" that you believe should be taxed more to provide income redistribution "to spread the wealth" to those who have never toiled, sweated, fretted, fought, stressed, or risked anything. You want to characterize me as someone who has enjoyed a life of privilege and who needs to pay a higher percentage of my income than those who have bought into your entitlement culture.

I resent you, Mr. Obama, as I resent all who want to use class warfare as a tool to advance their political career. What's worse, each year more Americans buy into your liberal entitlement culture, and turn to the government for their hope of a better life instead of themselves. Liberals are succeeding through more than 40 years of collaborative effort between the predominant liberal media, and liberal indoctrination programs in the public school systems across our land.
What is so terribly sad about this is this.
America was made great by people who embraced the one-time American culture of self reliance, self motivation, self determination, self discipline, personal betterment, hard work, risk taking. A culture built around the concept that success was in reach of every able bodied American who would strive for it. Each year that less Americans embrace that culture, we all descend together. We descend down the socialist path that has brought country after country ultimately to bitter and unremarkable states. If you and your liberal comrades in the media and school systems would spend half as much effort cultivating a culture of can-do across America as you do cultivating your entitlement culture, we could see Americans at large embracing the conviction that they can elevate themselves through personal betterment, personal achievement, and self reliance. You see, when people embrace such ideals, they act on them. When people act on such ideals, they succeed. All of America could find herself elevating instead of deteriorating. But that would eliminate the need for liberal politicians, wouldn't it, Mr. Obama? The country would not need you if the country was convinced that problem solving was best left with individuals instead of the government. You and all your liberal comrades have got a vested interested in creating a dependent class in our country. It is the very business of liberals to create an ever expanding dependence on government. What's remarkable is that you, who have never produced a job in your life, are going to tax me to take more of my money and give it to people who wouldn't need my money if they would get off their entitlement mentality asses and apply themselves at work, demand more from themselves, and quit looking to liberal politicians to raise their station in life.

You see, I know because I've had them work for me before. Hundreds of them over these 25 years. People who simply will not show up to work on time. People who just will not work 5 days in a week, much less, 6 days. People always looking for a way to put less effort out. People who actually tell me that they would do more if I just would first pay them more. People who take off work to sit in government offices to apply to get free government handouts (gee, I wonder how things would have turned out for them if they had spent that time earning money and pleasing their employer?). You see, all of this comes from your entitlement mentality culture.
Oh, I know you will say I am uncompassionate. Sorry, Mr. Obama, wrong again. You see, I've seen what the average percentage of your income has been given to charities over the years of 2000 to 2004 (ignoring the years you started running for office - can you pronounce “politically motivated”), you averaged less than 1% annually. And your running mate, Joe Biden, averaged less than ¼% of his annual income in charitable contributions over the last 10 years. Like so many liberals, the two of you want to give to the needy, just as long as it is someone else’s money you are giving to them. I won’t say what I have given to charities over the last 25 years, but the percentage is several times more than you and Joe Biden… combined (don’t you just hate goggle?). Tell me again how you feel my pain.

In short, Mr. Obama, your political philosophies represent everything that is wrong with our country. You represent the culture of government dependence instead of self reliance; Entitlement mentality instead of personal achievement; Penalization of the successful to reward the unmotivated; Political correctness instead of open mindedness and open debate. If you are successful, you may preside over the final transformation of America from being the greatest and most self-reliant culture on earth, to just another country of whiners and wimps, who sit around looking to the government to solve their problems. Like all of western Europe. All countries on the decline. All countries that, because of liberal socialistic mentalities, have a little less to offer mankind every year.
God help us...
Cory Miller
just a ordinary, extraordinary American, the way a lot of Americans used to be.
P.S. Yes, Mr. Obama, I am a real American... www.cmillerdrilling.com

What kind of Dog are You?




You Are a Bullmastiff



You are confident, reasonable, and very calm. Nothing shakes you up.

It's likely that you were a bit wild when you were younger, but you've gotten that out of your system.



The only time you get aggressive is when someone tries to threaten or harm you in some way.

There's a little bit of wolf underneath all that sheep's clothing!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Ashley Sharpshooter




I got word yesterday that my 14 year old niece Ashley went hunting with her dad Scott, and 3 hours into the hunt she got her 1st Elk. My reply to the text message was "Ashley F'N Palin". Hey they own guns, they must be right wing republican wackos too. Actually to get Scott started after a few beers is the best entertainment around, even for libs.
Ashley attends Deer Valley High School in Glendale Az. She is on the cheer squad and involved in student gov't. She is my sister Angela's only child, and obviously the pride and joy of her dad Scott.

How close to Communism do you want to get?

Obama a Marxist?

Even Saul Alinsky's son sees the resemblance

Monday, October 20, 2008

Joe the Plumber

What the hell is the medias problem. The man asks the Savior a simple question about his proposed tax plan. John McCain utilizes this information in the debates, and the red diaper doper baby left wing media goes into full CIA operative mode on this mans life.
For the record, you don't have to have a plumbers license when working under your boss's license. This license will be necessary IF he buys the business, not to ask about the effects of the Obama plan for socialism.
The media has now reported more information concerning Joe the Plumbers background than they have of the Obamination.
Has the mid-stream pissing media said a word about all the fraudulent campaign contributions to Obama, HELL NO.

Yes. Ayers is a terrorist!!

Yes, according to "Plugs" Joe Biden, Obama will be tested by rogue nations within 6 months if elected. Anyone here want to be used in that test, I thought not.

If Obama gets elected we will surely become the Obam-ination

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Obamas Marxist Agenda

If there was any doubt that Barack Obama is a Marxist, his comment about spreading the wealth should dispel any doubt. This guy is a walking stream of consciousness. All his beliefs are coming out of his mouth at every turn. Just listen to him try to shed his acquaintances (Ayers, Wright, etc) and to deny his history (Community Organizer and Trainer for ACORN. Meanwhile his supporters will ask you to disbelieve your ears and your eyes about what Obama is about. Pathetic and dangerous.

His tax plan, while on the surface sounds great is nothing more than welfare which will increase government spending. What he isn't fully explaining is that of the 95% who will receive a tax cut, 40% have no tax liability to begin with. Little Suzie rotten crotch can go out every weekend, screw 5 different guys, get pregnant, have kids, and work 20 hours a week. She will receive a tax credit, even though she paid zero taxes. She will live in section 8 housing, and have her daycare and medical subsidized. Meanwhile "Joe the Plumber" starts his small business which will produce over $250k a year, just so Obama can attempt to pay for 65 million Suzie's across this country. Joe's business will fold, because he has to raise his service rates to cover the costs for fuel, and mandatory health care.

Payments to people that don't pay taxes are not refunds, they are welfare, or as Obama recently stated a 'spreading of wealth'. When he rolls back the Bush tax cuts the standard deduction will be less, the marriage tax penalty will be back, and the tax rates will be back to 15/39% instead of the current 10/36%. So Obama is only playing word games with "TAX CUT ON THE RICH". Everyone will see an increase except those that do not pay taxes. Also, with Obamas tax plan, the number of people that do not pay taxes will be reduced. Add to all these tax increases, Harry Reid is planning to reinstate the offshore drilling ban, this will increase the price we pay for gas, and therefore, everything else we purchase. Pelosi is planning to call Congress into session if Obama is elected with the intent of spending $300 billion right off the bat. She was against the Bush economic package last year because she said it would hurt the economy (DID NOT)so now with the crisis she wants to pull another?

While the Bush administration is not blameless for our current market problems, it is still a fact that Obamas spread the wealth socialist ideologies created the sub prime lending crisis. If the Democrats take control of the Executive branch and maintain the House and Senate, there will be no checks and balances, just more big government run amok.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Swimming Hole

An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ''we're not coming out until you leave!''

The old man frowned, ''I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'' Holding the bucket up he said, ''I'm here to feed the alligator.''

Friday, October 3, 2008

Democrat fingerprints are all over "this"

You cant fix the cancer of socialism that has caused all this with more socialism. You only make it far worse and are only delaying the inevitable.

The capitalistic system by its very nature always corrects itself, but the political tyrants will never allow it, and the shameless socialist lunatics on the left and those infected on the right will continue to deny it.


Dominic Lawson: Democrat fingerprints are all over the financial crisis.

Of all the characteristics of a successful politician, none is more essential than bare-faced cheek. Never has this been more evident than in the past fortnight, as senior Democrat members of the US legislature have sought to lay all the blame for the country's financial crisis on the executive arm of Government and Wall Street.

Neither of these two institutions is blameless – far from it. Yet when I see such senior Democrats as Barney Frank, Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, and Christopher Dodd, Chairman of the Senate's Banking Committee, play the part of avenging angels – well, I can only stand in silent awe at the sheer tight-bottomed nerve of it. These are men with sphincters of steel.

What is the proximate cause of the collapse of confidence in the world's banks? Millions of improvident loans to American house buyers. Which organisations were on their own responsible for guaranteeing half of this $12 trillion market? Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, the so-called Government Sponsored Enterprises which last month were formally nationalised to prevent their immediate and catastrophic collapse. Now, who do you think were among the leading figures blocking all the earlier attempts by President Bush – and other Republicans – to bring these lending behemoths under greater regulatory control? Step forward, Barney Frank and Chris Dodd.

In September 2003 the Bush administration launched a measure to bring Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac under stricter regulatory control, after a report by outside investigators established that they were not adequately hedging against risks and that Fannie Mae in particular had scandalously mis-stated its accounts. In 2006, it was revealed that Fannie Mae had overstated its earnings – to which its senior executives' bonuses were linked – by a stunning $9.3billion. Between 1998 and 2003, Fannie Mae's executive chairman, Franklin Raines, picked up over $90m in bonuses and stock options.

Yet Barney Frank and his chums blocked all Bush's attempts to put a rein on Raines. During the House Financial Services Committee hearing following Bush's initiative, Frank declared: "The more people exaggerate a threat of safety and soundness [at Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae], the more people conjure up the possibility of serious financial losses to the Treasury which I do not see. I think we see entities that are fundamentally sound financially." His colleague on the committee, the California Democrat Maxine Walters, said: "There were nearly a dozen hearings where we were trying to fix something that wasn't broke. Mr Chairman, we do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac and particularly at Fannie Mae under the outstanding leadership of Mr Franklin Raines."

When Mr Raines himself was challenged by the Republican Christopher Shays, to the effect that his ratio of capital to assets (that is, mortgages) of 3 per cent was dangerously low, the Fannie Mae boss retorted that "our assets are so risk less, we could have a capital ratio of under 2 per cent".

Maxine Walters' complaint about previous attempts to bring the great state-sponsored housing finance bodies under stricter control was partly a reference to Bill Clinton's efforts. Last week the former President acknowledged that "responsibility" for the absence of proper regulation rested "with Democrats who were resisting any efforts of Republicans in Congress, and earlier when I was President and tried to impose tighter standards on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac". Then, as now, members of his own party saw all such initiatives as unwonted attacks on the chances for low-earners, and particularly African-Americans, to own their own homes.

From its inception in 1938 Fannie Mae (and later Freddie Mac) was designed to make housing finance available to "ordinary Americans". This was a noble aim. In the 1970s another Democrat President, Jimmy Carter, introduced legislation which demanded that such bodies enhance their lending to minorities. Again, this was based on a noble idea: to stamp out racism in the mortgage market. Thus by 1998 you had the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston producing a document entitled "Closing the Gap: a Guide to Equal Opportunities Lending", which instructed banks that an applicant's "lack of credit history should not be seen as a negative factor" in obtaining a mortgage. As Stephen Malanga of the Manhatta *Institute notes: "Of course the new federal standards couldn't just apply to minorities. If they could pay back loans under these terms, then so could the majority of loan applicants. Quickly, these became the new standards in the industry. As the housing market boomed, banks embraced these new standards with a vengeance. Between 2004 and 2007, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac became the biggest purchasers of subprime mortgages from all kinds of applicants, white and minority, and most of these loans were based on lending standards promoted by the Government."

One of the few journalists to see where this would lead was Jeff Jacoby, of the Boston Globe. Last week he reminded his readers what he had written in 1995: "Our banks are knowingly approving risky loans to get the feds and the activists off their backs... When the coming wave of foreclosures rolls through the inner city, which of today's self-congratulating bankers, politicians and regulators plans to take the credit?". Jacoby adds now: "Barney Frank doesn't. But his fingerprints are all over this fiasco."

It's true that the improvident lending was not initiated by Fannie and Freddie: their role in this was to buy these loans and sell them on – but then the music stopped. Cynical students of the American political system will note that the biggest recipient of campaign contributions from the munificent duo of Fannie and Freddie over the past 20 years was one Christopher Dodd, Democrat Chairman of the Senate's Banking Committee.

Rather surprisingly, given that he has only been in the Senate for four of those years, the second biggest beneficiary was Barack Obama. In August the Washington Post reported that Obama's presidential campaign team had sought the advice of Franklin Raines "on mortgage and housing policy matters". Perhaps Mr Obama's team just wanted to know where all the bodies are buried – there are rather a lot of them.

The saddest outcome of all this within America – apart from the crippling cost to the nation's taxpayers – is that the very people the Democrats had intended to help will be the biggest victims: for many years to come banks will demand the most stringent terms for mortgages to the least well off.

In the meantime, let us praise Congressman Artur Davis of Alabama, who confessed this week: "Like a lot of my Democrat colleagues I was too slow to appreciate the recklessness of Fannie and Freddie when in retrospect I should have heeded the concerns raised. I wish my Democrat colleagues would admit that we were wrong." I fear Congressman Davis will not go far with this attitude – but at least he will be able to look at himself in the mirror.
Dominic Lawson